what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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