i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There r osticjed everywhere
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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