I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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