Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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