it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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