True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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