If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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