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apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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