he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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