I can text with my tongue
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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