Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
