It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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