let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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