Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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