We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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