you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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