Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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