I want to make a zoo with you.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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