omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm both gender and math confused
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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