just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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