OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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