Me too!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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