Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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