IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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