he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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