We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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