Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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