gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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