I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
that's an acceptable place to lick
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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