Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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