brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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