At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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