is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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