Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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