I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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