its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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