dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i've created a new STD.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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