brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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