my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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