im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
