Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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