I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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