what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
handjob tips. give me some.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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