Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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