I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
