wrigley field is MILF paradise
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
and you fell through a lawn chair
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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