just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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