I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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