I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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