i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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