I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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