Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
