I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
A bitchslap is in order.
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