I'm really into asian looking animals
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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