His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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