i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
50% drunk capacity currently
Damn victory sex feels great
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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